the England football team is crap because it...

the England football team is crap because it never wins anything, despite the millions the little fuckers get paid
crap reason good reason not sure

People also think the England football team is crap because it:

didn't even try in South Africa [crap good]

full over overpaid chavs and scum [crap good]

never wins anything [crap good]

has no passion [crap good]